But I Can’t Say I Expected You to Become a Door-to-Door Salesman

[Verse 1:]
Helicopter spotlight!
No, it's just a streetlight
Can't see straight after the street-fight
You and I in the front two seats
A perfect pair of fucked-up and knocked-up
Beats boomin' out loud, we're pulling out now
Fork in the road, turn left, make that mistake, no turn it around!
Shit, can't turn back now, it seems to recall a time
Long before you made your mind, and

[Pre-Chorus:]
Do you remember when you saw the sparkle at dawn?
And just then you saw yourself

[Chorus:]
Collide
Into the shape
Of dysfunctionality
And all that it means
Decide
Whatever fate
Fits your community
And that's all, it seems

[Verse 2:]
Twisted wheels, take a kneel
You may have entered the wrong lane, you know how that feels
But it's alright, you cross the median
We know how to get to where we're going, get back on our feet again
It's a bit of a blur as the sun goes down
And it's gettin' blue all around the town
It brings up a flashback of something that you did
So long ago, watch out, we're on the wrong road!

[Pre-Chorus:]
Do you remember when you saw the sparkle at dawn?
And just then you saw yourself

[Chorus:]
Collide
Into the shape
Of dysfunctionality
And all that it means
Decide
Whatever fate
Fits your community
And that's all, it seems

[Post-Chorus 1:]
Eyes on the fucking road!
Where the fuck are you going?!
Look out!

[Verse 3:]
Slow down a little bit
You may be out of it, but we can still make this work and I
Promise you that I will never leave
If you just step on the brake I won't be like the last one
I guess it means that people never change
You'll make the same mistake you're making with me
And even when I die, and you somehow survive
You can remember what happened last time, that is

[Pre-Chorus:]
If you remember when you saw the sparkle at dawn
And just then you saw yourself

[Chorus:]
Collide
Into the shape
Of dysfunctionality
And all that it means
Decide
Whatever fate
Fits your community
And that's all, it seems

[Post-Chorus 2:]
What the fuck are you doing?!
Slow the fuck down!
You're gonna get us all fucking killed, you idiot!