BUSTED ON MY SHIRT!

[Verse 1: Degen Derek]
I just busted on my shirt
It's 4am now I gotta go to work
And it really fucking hurts
Talk shit and you will get murked
Pull up and I put you in the fucking dirt, yuh

[Chorus: Degen Derek]
I just got done beating my shit
I might fuck on you mom I might fuck on yo bitch
I'm so cool I might just speak in lit
Oh shit I meant leet
I need to delete my browser history
Can I get the germs just off my shirt that remains a mystery
Yo girl runs up my cock
Hickory dickory my shit is slippery
I'm so pretty a dike tried to scissor me
She thought I was a chick
She threw up when she saw this dick
She thought I was slick
It's cuz of the stick-y shit on my dick on my shirt
Fuck with me and I'll leave you in a hearse
Run up on me pussy you will get murked

[Verse 2: Degen Derek]
What am I gonna tell my employer
My testicles look like oysters
I might get fired I might need to call a fucking lawyer (lawsuit)
Might need a lawyer

[Verse 3: Yung Stiff Rick]
She wanna fuck me on the floor
Sucking her bellybutton, that shit is a chore
I bust a nut inside her Michael Kors
Don’t give a fuck if that bitch is fucking poor
Pull up to the synagogue, I’m shooting up Bar Mitzvah
Threw them Jews in the toaster, I’m also gonna kill ya
Shitting in a water fountain, turn it to a shitsvah
I’m blacker than most crackers, so I got a big dicka
I had an orgy with my cousin and my sister
My cousin, she kinda hot, I kinda wanna fist her
By the way, I just got good head from a lizard
Oops, I cummed on my shirt, then I took a picture
Licked it out my shirt, we back to the topic
Jerking off my skin while I’m sipping on chronic
Pussy wetter than a bottle of tonic
I cum so fast, you can call me sonic
Shotgun in my head like I’m Kurt
She sniff my teen spirit like I’m Kurt
Now yo baby momma tryna flirt
Bitch ass nigga, I cummed on my shirt
Shotgun in my head like I’m Kurt
She sniffin’ teen spirit like I’m Kurt
Now yo baby momma tryna flirt
Bitch nigga, I cummed on my shirt

[Chorus: Degen Derek]
I just got done beating my shit
I might fuck on you mom I might fuck on yo bitch
I'm so cool I might just speak in lit
Oh shit I meant leet
I need to delete my browser history
Can I get the germs off my clothes that remains a mystery
Yo girl runs up my cock
Hickory dickory my shit is slippery
I'm so pretty a dike tried to scissor me
She thought I was a chick
She threw up when she saw this dick
She thought I was slick
It's cuz of the stick-y shit on my dick on my shirt
Fuck with me and I'll leave you in a hearse
Run up on me, pussy you will get murked