Busiest Shopping Day Of The Year

This guy comes into the restaurant
I guess his name was like Paris
So I bet his parents thought he should be all cultural
So he goes “is this real butter?”
He sticks his finger in it and goes “make sure this is real butter, take it back to the cook”
I said “of course it's butter you motherfucker”
So I bring it back, he sticks his finger in it and he goes
“Oh, I Can’t Believe It's Not Butter”
And I go “I saw you in the paper the other day
“You know what you are?
“You're a wife beater”

So I see this article in the paper
I think it's called the North Easter
And there sure as shit there's his name
Saw him on the freeway, these witnesses
Uh, beating the shit out of his wife
Mister butter batter
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter motherfucker
Telling me to check the butter
While he's, uh, thinking about beating his wife
Ugh

Those SUV SOB's
You know the type, they come in
And it's all the same
Making new stuff up
He came back again
He came back one more time
And he said “oh, you're so special”
And I said “I'm special, I'm special
“Got brass in pocket”
I'll show you brass in pocket
I'll show you
I'll show you brass
I'll show you