Bus Rida

Now dis one is dedicated to all the fun and laugh up people all over the world
Big woman, boy and girl
Yes man, mi nah show you?

Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida
Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
(repeat 2X)

Now mi went pon a busride last summer
Let mi tell you crowd of people t'was fun and laughter
Mi seh pon de bus was an adventure
Adventure and drama mixed together

(so come!)

Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida
Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
(repeat 2X)

Now a first it did ah go to the place Hershey Park
Before di bus left off from where it did park
A man pon de bus go cut a smelly fart
Everybody get up and say them ah come off
To the driver had to wait, him nearly dead wit cough
True me come off fus [first], mi nearly dead wit laugh
Ah watch the people rush the door like harbour shark

(so come!)

Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida
Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
(repeat 2X)

(now!)

Forget dat cock you ears inna dis (yes!)
Pon de bus there was a rapist
Mek a mistake and go rush Mavis(lawd)
Pon har jaw him put a wet kiss
She box him so hard mi think him jaw bone twist
Now the rapist back-off an double up him fist
Swing after Mavis, she duck and seh miss
Kicked him to the **** and the sucker start piss
She say!: ah mi dis, teg-a-reg Mavis ya hear?!
Ah mi dis and mi no 'fraid a rapist
Handle him so rough mi think she ah terrorist
Couple box an couple thump and couple hard kicks

(because..)

Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida
Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
(repeat 2X)

Now the way things ah go we think we a go thru storm
Everything settle down and everything get calm
'till ah one shout out: mi no like how you a gwaan
You fi, cover you mouth when you know u ah go yawn
So mi turn round mi head to see weh did a gwaan
"Liver Liv" Shelly ah trace off "Snaggle head" Tom
She say: from mi born mi never upon mi granny farm, neva see a mouth big like any steal hand
Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
Sunshine deh yah, time fi de busrida

(repeat 2X)

Now ten miles out from we destination
See one Marie inna contention, feel say Marie tek way her lover man
But Marie ah say she only boops him fi a grand

Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida
Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida

(repeat 2X)

(repeat verses)