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She's got curse words coming out of old worn out nuns
Teaching private school
To young Irish blood and she's in love with a girl
That's in love with a girl
That's in love with a girl
So she's heading out to the 416
She's gonna sit in on some classes
She stole a student bus pass from a kid
That was looking up her name on the class list

And the first guy she met said he's drinking himself dead
Said she didn't have to leave she might end up enjoying it
They're gonna put it on the internet
She said "man, I haven't even unpacked yet"
Now they're going to this bar with like minded people
They're mixing Misfits tracks into Smiths singles
And there's something in these cigarettes
I swear you just haven't started feeling it yet

Now she's heading to Vancouver
She heard the desperate kids they all head out west
If you fuck up too hard in Ontario
BC is like a life jacket and last chance
And she's asking for a window seat
She's mixing metaphors with similes
She said "if I was a bit taller
She would of totally been into me"

'cuz the first guy she met said he's drinking himself dead
Said she didn't have to leave she might end up enjoying it
They're gonna put it on the internet
She said "man, I haven't even unpacked yet"
Now they're going to this bar with like minded people
They're mixing Olenka into Okkervil River
And there's something in these cigarettes
I swear you just haven't started feeling it yet

Yeah I hear it's more laid back
It's expensive but it's relaxed
East Hastings takes years
But don't give nothing back

Yeah I hear it's more laid back
It's expensive but it's relaxed
East Hastings takes years
Don't expect to ever get them back

'cuz the first guy she met said he's drinking himself dead
Said she didn't have to leave she might end up enjoying it
They're gonna put it on the internet
She said "man, I haven't even unpacked yet"
Now they're going to this bar with like minded people
They're mixing Misfits tracks into 'The Best of' Smiths singles
And there's something in these cigarettes
I swear you just haven't started feeling it yet