BURN THE VAPES!

[Intro]
(Uhm, actually, vaping is very bad for your health)

[Chorus]
Vape funeral, put that shit in the dirt (Dirt!)
Juul boys cry, but it still don’t work (Nah!)
Puffin’ on air, yeah, they look so hurt (Hurt!)
I took their pen and I made it squirt (Squirt!)

Vape funeral, put that shit in the grave (Grave!)
They suck it hard like a fuckin’ slave (Slave!)
Lungs turn black, now they misbehave (Hah!)
Throw that shit in the fire, watch it wave (Wave!)

[Verse 1]
"Bro, it’s mango!" Bro, you sound dumb (Borsch!)
Breathing like a broke-ass vacuum (Borsch!)
Disposable life, disposable brain (Borsch!)
Chasing clouds but it’s all the same (Borsch! Borsch! Borsch!)

Nicotine fits, they throw a tantrum (Brat!)
Acting tuff with a pink vape bandit (Lame!)
I flick the lighter, watch it spark (Spark!)
Now they coughing like a dying shark (Dead!)

[Verse 2]
"Bro, just hit it!" Nah, I’m good (Nah!)
You look stupid sucking on a metal tooth
Flavored air, bro, that ain’t cool (Nah!)
Your whole crew look like vape-school (Lame!)

Battery dead? Now you're tweaking out (Hah!)
Shake and cry like a withdrawal drought
I don’t vape, I just crack the case
Now your addiction go hugh erase

[Chorus]
Vape funeral, put that shit in the dirt (Dirt!)
Juul boys cry, but it still don’t work (Nah!)
Puffin’ on air, yeah, they look so hurt (Hurt!)
I took their pen and I made it squirt (Squirt!)

Vape funeral, put that shit in the grave (Grave!)
They suck it hard like a fuckin’ slave (Slave!)
Lungs turn black, now they misbehave (Hah!)
Throw that shit in the fire, watch it wave (Wave!)

[Outro]
(And everyone who vapes will be boiled in borsch, by the way, lyrics for this song were AI generated)
(Nah)
(Ain’t no album like borsch album)
(Excuse me)