Bunch of Fives

[Verse 1]
L is for the way you loathe me
And O is for the only bitch you see
V is for the vengeance that you seek
And E is for everything you took from me

[Chorus]
It killed two birds with a single stone
A diamond ring and a wishing bone
Dinner's served but you have two knives
And I'm left with a bunch of fives

[Verse 2]
H is for hoping that you feel it too
And A is for the altar where I stood
T is for thirty minutes on my knees
And E is for the end of you and me

[Chorus]
It killed two birds with a single stone
A diamond ring and a wishing bone
Dinner's served but you have two knives
And I'm left with a bunch of fives
I'm not the type to fall out of love with you
I'll even stay on my knees just begging you please
I'll sit by the phone 'till you call

[Interlude]
Now this couldn't be easier
I'm going to lift up my chicken
And take those little wing tips and just tuck them under
I'm just gonna take a piece of twine and we'll tie up the legs
I don't truss the chicken
We also wanna take some of the butter
And just kind of drizzle it around to get in all the nooks and crannies
I love that
I like to put a couple of good twists
I'm going to put the chicken into that hot oven
This is going to be delicious

[Chorus]
It killed two birds with a single stone
A diamond ring and a wishing bone
Dinner's served but you have two knives
And I'm left with a bunch of fives
It killed two birds with a single stone
A diamond ring and a wishing bone
Dinner's served but you have two knives
And I'm left with a bunch of fives
I'm not the type to fall out of love with you
I know I give you the chills but I'll pay your bills
And sit by the phone 'till you call

[Outro]
Well, this chicken is all done
The meat looks still perfectly moist and we'll give it a taste
That's perfect
When you're done with it you've got the carcass to make bone broth
And I always make sure I have a lot
My husband loves it