Bum

Always texted me to come hang out
But you always spelled my name wrong
I show up and you're just on your couch
With all your friends turning the game on
Where's the window can I please jump out
This was not my expectation
In my head I had it all planned out
Now I'm looking for the exit

Please, please, please
Need someone to help me
Snap me back to reality
I knew you were lame
Hit McDonald's on a first date

Hey, I gave you time and space
To figure out if I'm the one you want
I guess I'm really not
Hey I really like your face
But I ain't got time to waste on anyone

And my friends say you're a bum, a bum, a bum
And I just think you're dumb da dumb da dumb

When I think back I'm so embarrassed
Really thought that you could be my own Prince Eric
Now you're just a story and I'm scared to tell it
Can't believe I fell for a Subway Jared

Please, please, please
Need someone to help me
Snap me back to reality

Hey, I gave you time and space
To figure out if I'm the one you want
I guess I'm really not
Hey I really like your face
But I ain't got time to waste on anyone

And my friends say you're a bum, a bum, a bum
And I just think you're dumb da dumb da dumb
And my friends say you're a bum, a bum, a bum
And I just think you're dumb da dumb da dumb

Hey, I gave you time and space
To figure out if I'm the one you want
Mmmmm
Hey I really like your face
But I ain't got time to waste on anyone

My friends say you're a bum, a bum, a bum
And I just think you're dumb da dumb da dumb
And my friends say you're a bum, a bum, a bum
And I just think you're dumb da dumb da dumb

And when he changed his mind I said
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na