Bulls Dennehy

This goes out to my girl Julie J
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Douls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls

So I'm driving down Damen, WMAQ and Johnny Red
Mustache thick like deep dish crusts and french bread
Hair combed to the side smelling like italian beef
Only giardiniera when we turn vegan for a week
Polish sausage, bratwurst, walking like my back hurts
I saw Stacy King on Western picking up the wife from work
Stopped at Dominck's, new cooler of grape pop
Checkout line LuvaBulls, radio alarm clock

Tonight watching old tapes, season of the fifth ring
Chicago '91, the worm, defense wins everything
Ron Harper to Jack Kelly, dunked on Shaq twice
Saved my parking spot, old Fiero exhaust pipes
Tomorrow call the Alderman, put me in as Benny the Bull
We'd have 10 more titles, trophy case too full [?]

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Douls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls

Maybe we should stop winnin', give the whole league a break
Title after title line 'em up at least to the lake
Real men wear red, Scotty and his picker Horace [?]
Got 'er framed in the basement [?], but used to dive an old Taurus
Bob Rohrman new tires, Eagleman get insured
Bench mob, Captain Kirk, the whole court has been secured
Drivin' down Pulaski, one time I saw John Paxson
In the same Fiero headed just north, past Jackson

Stop and get an oil check, Michael Jordan MVP
'88 All-Star Game, 17 for 23
This spring softball, who the heck needs gloves
Number 4 retired, and number 10 is Bob Love
This week veggie again, only eating giardiniera
Stuffed spinach and garlic, cheese and the marinara

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Douls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls

In the sky I see InflataBulls, when I walk I hear the Bull's theme
Allan Parsons's from England, he didn't even know the team
Didn't even know Skokie, I'm telling you that's not right
He never took the wife out to see if they cook chops right
Bozo buckets, what's that? But he wrote a great tune
Catch me in Grant Park grilling in Bulls Zubaz every June

Keep your juices in the brats, keep your juices in the chops
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and orange pop
My favorite actor was Dennehy long before the Pink Line
When Tank came off the bench, everything was going fine
Even after Jordan left, and Dave Corzine retired
Reggie Theus got traded and the Berto lease expired

And I'm talkin' to my Alderman, see if she can pull strings
If Tanya was Benny the Bull, we'd at least get 20 rings
Kukoc at power forward, two guard is Joakim
Boozer the eighth man, we're gonna need a second string

Favorite actor Svengoolie, favorite color red
Favorite polish sausage, chicken, legs
Favorite sandwich giardiniera, favorite turkey Reuben
Hotdog, pickles, extra gluten
Favorite judge Mathis, Favorite King Stacy
Favorite lawyer Peter Francis Geraci

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Douls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls
Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls
Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls
Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls

Brown, Barry, Blount, Brewer
Beuchler, Brooks, Burrell, Bryant
Meta World Peace loadin' my TV in the back [?]
At circuit city to the next night on the court tackled Shaq

Sellers, Salley, Simpkins, Sanders
Sparrow, Salmons, Scalabrini, Sloan

If I was coach of the Bulls we'd at least win 60
Kukoc and Cartwright…

Hodges, Harper, Hill, Hansen, Hinrich…