Bulletproof Vest

Vest seller: Hey yo man

Customer: Wuddup, wuddup?

Vest seller: I got these vests and all that

Customer: Oh word?

Vest seller: Yeah

Customer: Kevlar joints?

Vest seller: No question

Customer: Alright, yo, I'm sayin', when can I see one of these joints?

Vest seller: Yo, you can check it out right now

Customer: Oh, you got one on?

Vest seller: Yeah

Customer: Mm, yeah, that's the official joints right there, the police joints right?

Vest seller: Yeah, no question

Customer: Mm, yo check this out, those is official right? You tell me they official, so yo, stand right there, aiight boss, stand right there, don't move

Vest seller: Aiight

(gunshots)

Customer: Oh shit, yo, yo wake up, uh, yo aiight uh? Ain't that a bitch