Bullet Club Bruce

[Hook]
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce
That could be you

[Verse 1]
Cleve got a corner doing numbers every week
(Every week, my nigga) that's ill
Teewhy got another corner on fleek
(Fleek fleek, my nigga) that's real
Shoes pumping out a couple of 'em as we speak
(As we speak, my nigga) so trill
And one more corner that's the one you can't keep
(That's me, my nigga) that's Will's

I got a main bih named Ashley (sup Ashley)
Know she gonna fuck me up when she heard I call her bih (bitch)
I got a real fresh gold P fitted on 'fro
That's a target that I know you can't miss (bitch)

I wear it like a crown so I know you getting pissed (bitch)
You just gon' have to adjust with time
But bruh, that's an echelon I know you can't get (nope)
I need my li'l Brucie to simmer down (simmer down dog)

I hope you had plans for a white wedding (why)
Cause Billy Ice oh so Decembered out
Just gimme a check and with all due respect
I'll go ghostwrite both your wedding vows (uh)

I heard your li'l joint and got quite aroused (y'all)
But then it was just like the internet (why)
Cause I was just so fucking over it
By the time I finished moving my bowels (oh)

I should probably write for real
(Probably, but) but nah
I do less with more
I said Shawn's name and he rapped better than he has ever before

(And them's facts)
And I'm so proud of you
It's sorta like Hailie rapping at Marshall (da da?)
But I'm still poppa duke
Remember that, Ash boo incomparable
(Let's go, nigga)

[Verse 2]
If you really really wanna be Master Bruce (we can go, dawg)
You bring fam, I'll re-enact the moves (bring it hard, dawg)
Only thing dope about Bruce was his chips
So the Batman just another Jaden Smith

This is Super Cena versus Kevin Steen
But there ain't no Vinces or Shane McMahons
I am Brian Pillman with the fucking pistol
But my style is strong, got it New Japan

I love your songs, I'm a superfan
I bump 'em all through the suburbs
But turn 'em down when I hit the 'jects
The OGs will call me white slurs

Like "what the fuck is you listening to?"
It's not you, it's just not 2002
You were obviously engaged and all
Your style feels oh so dated, dog

So you go put rocks on your broads and (hey)
I'll put rocks atop your coffin (hey)
Then put rocks on all my faces (hey)
I send shots know you can't Matrix (hey)

Treat my crown like pressure and
Stress, my nigga, know you can't take it (nope)
I talk shit extremely Heyman
Scalp and brain both can be vacant

[Drop: Jensen Karp]
(Thank you very much, William...)

[Hook]
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce for real
Introduce you to the Bullet Club (ay, ay)
If you wanna be Bruce
That could be you

That could be you
You and your crew
You and your boo

That could be you
You and your fam
All of them too