Bugger Off

Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah

This is fun
Let's do this again next week
I think we should
Just had one
Well, they told me that this gear was really good

Now I know we've been buddies
For four hundred years
Through good and through cruddy
And part-time careers

But recently I'm thinking
Indecently I'm thinking
I think you...
I think you...
... know what I'm thinking
How's about it, you and me?

Yeah?
Aww
Well

Bugger off
I will love you to the end
So bugger off
Yes, I know that we're good friends
But bugger off
No, I'm not having a lend
Just bugger off
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now

Now you know
You know...
And you don't agree that we should do the do
Do the do, do the do, do the do...
Prob'ly right
You know...
It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too

But then again you never know...
Then again, you never know
Oooh...
If you don't give it a go
Oooh...
If you spend your whole life choosing
Oooh...
In the end it's you who's losing

And what if you succeed and find
What if you succeed...
The perfect one you had in mind?
The perfect one you need...
Things are never what you hope they'll be
Never hoped they'll...
It's true, just ask me

Bugger off
I will love you to the end
So bugger off
Yes, I know that we're good friends
But bugger off
No, I'm not having a lend
Just bugger off
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now

Ahh...
I've got washing to do, and programs to watch

Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals)

Bugger off...