Bud-Wiser

[Verse 1]
Well my grades, they weren't great
So don't judge me on my GPA
See cutting class, was my speed
So I settled for a GED
Well I got a good life just gettin' by
Don't be so hard on me
To those who said I wouldn't be anything
You oughta see me when I drink

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm bud-wiser every time I tie one on
I know a lot about a little bit of everything, I'll never ever steer you wrong
I'm a man on a mission, a liquid magician, I can make em' all disappear
Cause I'm bud-wiser than anybody else 'round here

[Verse 2]
Well the Braves in '98, I can name the whole pitchin' staff
And any Hank, or George Strait, I could sing you any song they have
And any backroad, fishin' hole, MAPCO down the road, get you where you need to be
There ain't a single thing I can't figure out, as long as I have had a drink

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm bud-wiser every time I tie one on
I know a lot about a little bit of everything, I'll never ever steer you wrong
I'm a man on a mission, a liquid magician, I can make em' all disappear
Cause I'm bud-wiser than anybody else 'round here

Yeah, come on

[Bridge]
Most interesting man in the world don't drink Dos Equis
'Cause I'm sippin' on a heavy in a honky-tonk, givin' out advice for free

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm bud-wiser every time I tie one on
I know a lot about a little bit of everything, I'll never ever steer you wrong
I'm an expert on women, a religious politician, and the self proclaimed King of Beer
Cause I'm bud-wiser than anybody else 'round here

[Outro]
Yes, I'm Bud-Wiser than anybody else 'round here

Pass me a beer