Buck Naked

I was buck naked down on the pond
Well, I was swimming with the fishes
On the shore, I left my britches
In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies

I was buck naked down on the pond
Well, I was swimming in the water
And I didn't think I'd see the farmer's daughter
As she came in for the slaughter!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm!
I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm!

I was buck naked down on the field
Well, I was running from the farmer
And I didn't have no armor
Not a shield. He had a gun! Woo!

Well, I was buck naked down on the farm
I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm

I was buck naked!