Bubbling Telephone Chalice

[Intro]
Now, as we gather here today
Bredrin an' sistren
I want you to know that ganja is the healing of the nation
From king Solomon to Ezwalam

[Verse 1]
In a di catholic church, di ganja pipe a burn
Smoke from di challis lick di pope to di ground
Di pope lick di challis, give di evangelist
Evangelist a lick it, give di missionary
Di missionary lick it an' him give it to di nun
But before it reach di altar boy, di challis it burn

[Chorus]
It have fi dun
Woah-oh, challis have fi dun (Lord have mercy)

[Verse 2]
But mi say, in front of camp weh di ganja have fi dump
Smoke from di ganja make di Brigadier belly cramp
Him run in a him office an' go light up him lamp
Him jump in a van an' then the fast soldier gone
Him run it over hills an' man he run it through swamp

[Chorus]
It have fi dump
Woah-oh, di challis have fi dump (Lord have mercy)

[Verse 3]
Cah mi say, in a mi yard, just a eat mi dinner
Say, here come some soldier in a Land Rover
Di way mi mother fly, she go fi hundred dollar
Dem say, "No, mother, just give we strong ganja"
Although you see, say, we are soldier
Don't give we ganja an' dem charge you fi murder
Then dem wrap up a draw of sensimilla
This a fi him bredrin weh a drive di soldier tanker
An' then him wrap another draw of sensimilla
This a fi him bredrin weh a fly di helicopter
An' then him wrap another draw of sensimilla
This a fi di head-one weh dem call di commander
Then him wrap another draw of sensimilla
Mark happy birthday to him mother an' father

[Chorus]
Challis have fi burn
Cah mi say, challis have fi burn (Lord have mercy)

[Bridge]
Say, give mi challis, give me mi challis
Give me mi bubbling-bubbling telephone challis
If I could only get my challis
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Any day now, give me mi challis an' mi go (Lord have mercy)
Say, any day, give mi challis an' go home (Lord have mercy)

[Verse 4]
Natty, mi say in a di catholic church, di ganja pipe a burn
Smoke from di challis lick di pope to di ground
Di pope lick di challis, give di evangelist
Evangelist a lick it, give di missionary
Di missionary lick it an' him give it to di nun
But before it reach di altar boy, di challis it burn

[Chorus]
It have fi dun
Woah-oh, challis have fi dun (Lord have mercy)

[Bridge]
Cah mi say, I cares for none of dis
Di only challis for me
That is my bubbling-bubbling challis
In the morning-morning (Ri-bi-ti-tit)

[Outro]
Say, give mi challis, give me mi challis
Give me mi bubbling-bubbling telephone challis
If I could only get my challis
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Any day now, give me mi challis at mi home (Lord have mercy)
Say, any day, give mi challis an' go home
Cah so mi say, cah natty dread
Cah mi say, pass di challis, make mi smoke it (Lord)