BS Hollywood Blues

BS Hollywood Blues
(Michael Jaye, Abbe Kanter, BobbyRobles)

Verse 1
She was cruisin’ down the alley of the wrong side of the Valley
A platinum blonde and all her contacts were blue
A couple minutes later ,Man, she shoved up all the faders
And blew away the mix of that punk ass groove

Chorus 1
Bullshit Hollywood Bullshit Hollywood Blues

Verse 2
He was working as a waiter but his future promised greater
Than the right kind of girl and the old school tie
He met up with some surfers and turned them into perverts
They exchanged their aminos where the Palomino died

Verse 3
Now she gets short and he gets hard
The valet must have scratched the car
She wants some white meat and I want some dark meat
And where do we have our reservation tonight?

Chorus 2
Bullshit Hollywood Bullshit Hollywood Blues

Bullshit it’s only Bullshit

ABBE RAP
Well my silicone's leaking…
And my astrologer is freaking out…My nails are all broken…
My roots they’re showing…My bikini line needs waxing…
My resume needs faxing… And nobody is calling me up
‘Cause my agent’s disconnected

Bullshit
We’re shoveling bullshit

All over Hollywood, we’re shoveling bullshit Bullshit Hollywood Blues