Brumburger

Baby's got a gun and she's pointed it at my head
Her brother's got a knife and it's at my throat
They said they want my money but I said but I ain't got none, babe
So they made off with my guitar and my coat

My friend set me up with a girl it was a blind date
He said with this one you better take her lunch
I met her on the steps at the station it was windy
I couldn't believe it she looked like one of the Hare Bare Bunch

My mate's got a garage it's full of stuffed animals
I snuck in there once and I stole a cat
I put it on the windowsill but it fell down to the floor, babe
The old man with the lawnmower he run over it, he said, he said

I think I'll stay on these chords a little while, babe
I think I kind of like the way that they flow
I don't think I'll deviate much from the melody line
I think I kind of like the way that it goes

I once killed a baby before it was born, babe
I don't think it's murder it's up to us isn't it
I didn't think about the consequences just didn't want a kid, no
Don't give me that right on crap I don't need that shit

You said you don't go out but you're out every night, girl
It's just that you're not out every night with me
You said you've got a problem but there ain't nothing wrong with you, girl
You're looking for attention but you just can't getting any

And baby's got a gun and she's pointed it at my head
Her brother's got a knife and it's at my throat
They said they want my money but I said but I ain't got none, babe
So they made off with my guitar and my coat

I don't care and I just don't give a damn
I think a lot but it's not about you, girl
You suck me off but I can't come in your mouth

You're looking good but it's not good enough for me
You tried hard but the slope's kinda slippery
I don't like Proust or Dostoyevsky

I don't care and I just don't give a damn
I think a lot but it's not about you, girl
You suck me off but I can't come in your mouth

I don't care and I just don't give a damn
I think a lot but it's not about you, girl
You suck me off but I can't come in your mouth