Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce
Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?
This shit is just not fair
Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Some babies, some babies just ain't
Cute with a name with a name like Bruce
And everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name
Like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu
Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Hang his head in shame
Hang his head in shame
Hang his head in shame