Brown-Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on the charges of an unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said, "You free that brown-eyed man
You want your job
You better free that brown-eyed man"

Way back in history
Back in three thousand years
Ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good looking women shedding tears
Over brown-eyed handsome man
They got the trouble with some brown-eyed handsomе man

Well, I flied across the dеsert in a TWA
Seen a woman walking across the sand
She's been a-walking thirty miles
On the route to Bombay
To get a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was
A brown-eyed handsome man

Well, Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both of her arms
In a wrestling match
To get her brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself
A brown-eyed handsome man

I said, way back in history
Back in three thousand years
Ever since the world began
Whole lot of good looking women shedding tears
Over brown-eyed handsome man
They got the trouble with some brown-eyed handsome man

Well, two man out in the bottom of the thirty
Was a high fly into the stand
And then he round third base
He was striking for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man
Won the game
It was a brown-eyed handsome man

Oh, way back in history
Back in three thousand years
Ever since the world began
There's a whole lot of good looking women shedding tears
Over brown-eyed handsome man
They had the trouble with the brown-eyed handsome man