Brother Tom

Well, I've got a little brother
He's a brother like no other
He's cooler than ice
And I've told him twice
That he's better than all the other brothers
Well, he's dirty at times
He whines
And yes, he's been known to drool
But in heart there's gold
He's a genius, I'm told
And I can't imagine there's anyone cooler

I can't imagine there's anyone cooler
Than my brother Tom
I can't imagine there's anyone cooler
Than my brother Tom

So, each night in bed
With my thoughts in my head
I recall the time I did spend
And if I could go back
And do it all again
I'd tell Tom that he's my best friend

I can't imagine there's anyone cooler
Than my brother Tom
I can't imagine there's anyone cooler
Than my brother Tom