Brooklyn Bastard (Glyn Brown Skit)

[Intro]
America
I say to the people of America
This moment is our chance to
Co-!
Enough!
To make of our own lives what we want
That pushes us forward
The American promise of life
It's that promise that has always set this country apart
It's a promise that says "each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we want"

[Verse 1]
Murder, murder, yeah
And I'm killing 90 passengers, this a hip-hop massacre
Spitting all them trash-ass lyrics I just laugh at ya
Dismantle your whole scandal I grab handles
You can't work in these sneakers or sandals
Apart in the sea with this market [?]
I walk with ease my enemies got tendencies to sleep on me
When it got dark in the sheets and poppa got mouths to feed
That cold ass chromepiece got something to eat
I got the blood of a dinosaur nigga
I done told you once before I'm coming back for y'all niggas
I done packing raw triggers while I'm snatching your broad nigga
In broad day, while I bang-da-bang my dogs killers, they pedigree
It's third degree to burn you niggas
Stop, drop, set up shop and collect figures
This ain't no motion picture I watch fiends shoot up their niggas
If you wrong 25 on that 50 they go gorilla nigga
Please don't think Kenny is talking lightly
I'm not the one to get on the phone and call 90s
How you in the [?] situation like a crisis
Keep your mouth in check like you sponsored by Nike
Papi, my uncle told me 'bout addicts and drug trends
[?] told me that every action comes from dopey action
He also said, I'ma give you some food for thought as a meal
"If cocaine kill how do white men live?" now is it ah

[Hook]
Murder, murder
I spit the [?] when I rap on beats
Like 6, 6, 6
Murder
So- so you need to change your attitude before they ask what happened to ya

[Verse 2]
Brooklyn bastard sharp like a dagger
Schooled you fools from dropping jewels like a master
Got my master's in rapping economics
Got so many rings I look like Sonic
Sonically you're plutonic
Demolish any MC in the vicinity
Friend or enemy It doesn't matter
Kenny Rebel [?] putting rappers on platters
I'm packing a MAC in the back of the Lex
Sliding down ladders on some Tom Cruise shit
Sinking cruise ship then I hop on the pool pit
Roofless, contagious like mucus, seclusive
You can't reboot this doofus on my nuisance
I touch you niggas [?] sweet sixteens
Like child molestation I'm penetrating
Some of you niggas life in case of my metaphor [?]
Young Adolf dictating the haters
Steez told when life give you lemons eliminate
Lemons on my dinner plate let me demonstrate
Skinny Biggie always have faith with me
Versace says in the back of the escalator
I'm hella paid, kick you in your two back pockets
I profit like George Roxman
[?] selling that digital crack gets me checks like a doctor
Chains chains the comment

[Hook]
Uh, murder, Uh, murder
I spit the [?] when I rap on beats
Like 6, 6, 6
Murder
So- so you need to change your attitude before they ask what happened to ya

[Skit]
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, how you doing out there today?
You know we out here I'm eating right now
'Cause everything I do [?]
So umm, let me just talk to you for a lil' bit
Imma let y'all niggas know a lil' story
First before we start this story imma need y'all niggas to dig in your pockets and pay homage
Y'all niggas better act like y'all know what's up
It's rebel life baby
And we tell everyone "suck our dicks"
So before the "suck my dicks" are handed out
Lemme just, point y'all down a direction down memory lane
Aight?
So you know, we got my motherfucking brother Ken Rebel here man
Lemme tell you something we used to run to the motherfucking [?] train baby
Going to the motherfucking So-Ho with the
We used to eat motherfucking white rice and duck sauce after school baby
Switched up on niggas
Went to uniqlo
Got a couple clothes
You feel me?
And we say you know what?
We gon take our talents to motherfucking south beach you heard?
That's how we rockin
So you know, thank god for the motherfucking Wi-Fi
We executed a motherfucking plan
And the motherfucking plan still, still in motherfucking effect
And that's why we still tell niggas to suck our dicks
The whole dick
Every single dick there is
Suck it all
Cause you niggas suck too much dick
You feel me?
Now, we out here, and we ain't going nowhere
And what we want, we get that
What we want, we take that
You feel me?
That's how we always coming
We always bumming that hard
Every single time you see us, act like you see us
You ain't got to hear us, but just know
You listening
Now that's all ladies and gentlemen
Back to the regularly scheduled program
And suck my whole dick, you heard?