Gonna put down the pen
And pick up rye and ice and Coca-cola
Wait I changed my mind again
Waiter, wrap this up
I think I'll take it home
Are you sure that everything is alright?
Do you think you need somebody to drive home tonight?
Gonna lay down the law
I made up every violation on the books
Outlaw hypocrites
Looking for excuses for all their broken truces
Are you sure that everything is alright?
Do you think you need somebody to drive home tonight?