Brit buys Ikea bed freestyle

[Intro]
*whining*
Wait (Ad-libs in this bitch)
Wait Wait Wait Wait
Editors note cut that shit out
That was way to close to a fucking whimpering audio (Ad-Libs on the lucki preset 😝)

[Verse 1]
I said do a bump of ket (Yuh)
Nigga ‘bouta cop a bed (Okay)
I’m gon’ need that fucking rest (Yuh)
When I pop a Percocet
(Okay like)
Buy a pink bed spread (Yuh)
I’m gon’ blow my doe make bread (Yuh)
I’m gon’ be a sleepy head (Okay)
In my Ikea built bed
(Okay like)

[Verse 2]
I’mma emo Brit with the money of the rich
I’m gon’ pull up to Ikea in my homie Jamie whip
Gotta Hunger for the slumber and Ikea do it better
So I pull up in the hummer keep it dumping out the clip
Put the bed in the back
Keep my hand on the cash
Line ‘em up do it fast
Then we take off like the flash
Blokes always on my ass
And we almost outta gas
Jamie spark the fucking blunt
James Bond we pulling stunt

[Interlude]
Uh you see it was the James, James Bond thing (I h8 gay ppl!!)
‘Cause James Bond is a British spy
He’s not the better British spy, Austin powers is (I rlly h8 gay ppl!!)
But if you didn’t get like the reason I chose a British spy
You might just be fucking retarded
Like you might actually be mentally brain dead
You’re in the fucking Sped classes you got RR on your report card don’t you? (I be)

[Verse 3]
Crying off the Molly
When they calling I’m like sorry
I done pulled up the party
Niggas want me like a ‘Rari
I’m not playing no Atari
Laced my shit and you be sorry
And I’m not your fucking darling
‘Cause you nothing but a trash bin
Nothing but a has-been
Chop he never stoppin’ ridin’ grindin’ on my cockpit
Said I used him for the profit
He obsessive, I’m like stop it
I don’t know if I can top it
Hang urself be making profit
And the topic of this song is

[Verse 4]
Do a fucking line bitch
Buy the bed online bitch
Shopping at Ikea you cannot go fucking blind bitch
Nigga spend that cash
I said Nigga get that bag
Faggot faggot faggot fag
Faggot faggot faggot that
British nigga smoking fags
I’mma faggot on the track
I had to say faggot 7 times it was in the guidelines dawg

[Outro]
I just said faggot like 10 times (I did!)
Eat my fucking dick (Nigga 😩)
I got ugh, I got UGH, UGH, UGH, cancer
That’s gonna be you when you choke on my fucking cock Nigga
(Fags dni)
Faggot, you like dick in your ass don’t you? (Fags dni)
(I don’t like gay people)
You like kissing boys don’t you? (Hahah)