Bring the Gold

[Verse 1]
Bring the gold and I'll bring me sack
Don't be lookin' for no trouble
I've got friends to watch me back, see

Bring the gold, no the wishes I don't grant
But I'll grant ye golden showers
Irish springin' from me pants, yeah

[Bridge]
Coins?
I'm like a fuckin' Mario brother with me fuckin' coins
Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse

[Verse 2]
Bring the gold or I'll bring the pain
Sentimental or the dental
If it's gold it's all the same, see

Bring the gold, don't try to trick me with your ass
'Cause I'd only fuckin' do you
If you bore a golden lass

[Bridge]
You know I don't give a fuck about your fuckin' cash
Keep yer fuckin' cash to line yer panties

[Verse 3]
Bring the gold, you know who I am
I won't kill you fuckin' softly
I will kill you like a ham, see

Bring the gold, I want every kind
Every fuckin' golden morsel
Every golden thing is mine

[Outro]
Another funny story?
The rainbow? Goes nowhere
Point bein', Saint Patrick's a queef
'Tis my holiday