BRING OUT THE HOES!

[Chorus]
Bring out all the big booty hoes
If I see her misbehavin', she gon' have to lose the clothes
Why is nobody approaching me, I'm really freakin' dope
When my broski show up, you know we gon' drink and we gon' smoke

[Verse 1]
I'm in the casa drunk and high with my amigos
In this casa, Casamigos, never sippin' on the Tito's
We invited big Latinas, but we got the big Latinos
All illegal, we gon' build a strip club, brothel, or casino
But where are all the bitches
We invited eighty chicks and they're the thickest
I'm in goblin mode, but still, I am the richest
Money doesn't matter if it cannot get you women

[Chorus]
Bring out all the big booty hoes
If I see her misbehavin', she gon' have to lose the clothes
Why is nobody approaching me, I'm really freakin' dope
When my broski show up, you know we gon' drink and we gon' smoke

[Verse 2]
Finally, the hoes showed up, I got lean in my cup
And by lean I mean juice, I wanna be sober when I fuck
But there's an issue with that statement, I ain't got a single slut
Eighty-one to eighty, even after payment I got snubbed
I thought bitches would consume my snack, just like Scooby Doo
And by snack I mean my penis, yeah, it tastes just like soup
I just dunk my balls in soy sauce like Shaquille dunks in a hoop
I tell her lick it off, she says "Okay, but buy me that new coupe"

[Outro}
Brum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum
Brum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum
Brrrum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum
So I bought the coupe
Yeah she lied, um
So now I'm down like 35K and I still get no bitches