Bring Back My Boy

[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
Hello 911
This is Mrs. Dorothy Livingston
I'm calling about my son
He's a boy in a bubble
But he's out of his bubble
He's in serious trouble

Put out an APP it's an emergency
He hasn't got a prayer
He could die just breathing the air
And the people out there, what about them?
What about the phlegm, they've got lots of phlegm
And it's filled with diseases what if someone sneezes?
Oh help me Jesus!

Bring back my boy
My bubble boy
He just eats soy
Bring back my boy

[spoken] What?

Well he's 21 but he's still my son
No he's not just out having fun
What?
24 hours? Are you insane?
Didn't I explain? Use your brain
He's a boy in a bubble

A ransom note?
Is there a ransom note?
I need a ransom note
Sorry just clearing my throat

What is your name?
Laquisha, how is that a name?
May I please speak to someone with a normal name
This is not a game
Cross me, you'll rue it
Tell them Morton-

Never mind I'll do it

Bring back my boy
My bubble boy
Search and destroy
Bring back my boy

[spoken]
Well, thanks for nothing Laquisha
Have fun burning in hell

Alright, let's see that ransom note
'Mr. and Mrs. Livingston,
We have kidnapped your son.
Pay one hundred thousand dollars or he dies.
Signed,
The Jews'

Are you kidding? Are you kidding me?
Who in their right mind is going to believe that note?
It's the Jews Morton, they're going to want more than one hundred thousand dollars. Think, man think!
Warm up the car Morton.

[sung]
It's time to
Bring back my boy
My bubble boy
My only joy
Bring back
Bring back
My boy