Bridge and Tunnel Authority

[Verse 1]
I remember every bridge I've ever jumped off blindly
And all of my boring stories keep reminding me
'Cause in all honesty I used to be an authority on irony
And remembering my broken dreams
And everything that used to be around

[Pre-Chorus]
And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded

[Chorus]
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23, Bridge and Tunnel Authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety

[Verse 2]
I say we just celebrate
All of my past mistakes and all my too-little-too-lates
'Cause in all honesty I used to be an authority on irony
And remembering my broken dreams
And everything that used to be around

[Pre-Chorus]
And did I forget to mention
That I've lost all my best intentions?

[Chorus]
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23, Bridge and Tunnel Authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety

[Bridge]
And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded

[Chorus]
Please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity
Please pass some sanity, you know it means so much to me
14 and 23, Bridge and Tunnel Authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety
Keep me out of my sobriety (my sobriety)