Bret Screwed Bret (I Definitely Need More Guy Friends in Black V​-​Necks)

[Chorus]
Just like Bret screwed Bret, your own actions led to this
This town ain't big enough for both of us
This town ain't big enough for both of us
You’ll never be family, I'm disgusted (Dick)
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this shit
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this

[Verse 1]
You’re no one to any of us, let that sit
You’re no one to anyone you’ve ever met
Wait a cotton picking minute, boy
You’re pathetic excuse for existence is a joke
You’re the worlds greatest display of immaturity
Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up
Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up

[Pre-Chorus]
I had a dream I was closer to you, but you’ve awoken
Now I’m cold and unsatisfied, breath in and die
Masking lies to pass the time
What did you think you were accomplishing?
I just wanted to smell your skin, burning

[Chorus]
Just like Bret screwed Bret, your own actions led to this
This town ain't big enough for both of us
This town ain't big enough for both of us
You’ll never be family, I'm disgusted (Dick)
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this shit
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this

[Verse 2]
You’re barely alive, what’s it like on the inside?
You’re wasting away and that’s the upside
Like a seed without water, you will not grow
She’ll never call you anything
She’ll never call you period
Abandoned the toilet to drown in the sink
Abandoned the toilet to drown in the sink

[Pre-Chorus]
I had a dream I was closer to you, but you’ve awoken
Now I’m cold and unsatisfied, breath in and die
Masking lies to pass the time
What did you think you were accomplishing?
I just wanted to smell your skin, burning

[Chorus]
Just like Bret screwed Bret, your own actions led to this
You’ll never be family, I'm disgusted (Dick)
This town ain't big enough for both of us
This town ain't big enough for both of us
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this shit
This town ain't big enough for both of us
This town ain't big enough for both of us
There’s got to be a pill to pop for this shit, shit, shit

[Pre-Chorus]
I had a dream I was closer to you, but you’ve awoken
Now I’m cold and unsatisfied, breath in and die
Masking lies to pass the time
What did you think you were accomplishing?
I just wanted to smell your skin, burning
I had a dream I was closer to you, but you’ve awoken
Now I’m cold and unsatisfied, breath in and die
Masking lies to pass the time

[Bridge]
I had a dream
I had a dream
I had a dream
I had a dream

[Outro]
Scream, scream, scream for life
Your blood is no fucking good here
Scream, scream, scream for life
Your blood is no fucking good here
Scream, scream, scream for life
Your blood is no fucking good here
Scream, scream, scream for life
Your blood is no fucking good here