Brenda (Skit) [1998]

[Instrumental of "Just Don't Give A Fuck" briefly playing]

[Pre-Recorded Message]
**Dial tone**
Hi, baby, thanks for calling 9-7-0-SLUT
The hottest live one-on-one line in the city

[Dialogue: Eminem & Brenda]
Oh... Hello
Brenda
You'd like to speak to Brenda
Yeah, I need to speak to Brenda, like, immediately
*laughing* Hold on, ok? 'Aight
Yo, this bitch is about to catch, bitch about to catch it
Fuckin' slut
**Dial tone**
Yo
Brenda
Brenda's not here
Brenda's not there?
No
It sounds like you?
You know what? You didn't think I knew, did you?
I, you know- You told me you didn't do this shit
This Brenda, right? Don't play games with me, girl!
This Brenda, right? You said you didn't do it, bitch!
Who are you, what you want?
What are you- I want Bren-
This ain't Brenda? No, motherfucker, it ain't Brenda
Yo, don't-don't-don't call me a motherfucker, bitch
I swear to God, I come up there and pop all you fuckin' sluts
I told you Brenda, don't be fuckin' round on me
You fuckin' bitch! I told you!
"Aw, I don't do it, I don't do it!"
You motherfuckin' slut, I'll kill you, bitch!
I break your motherfuckin' neck
You gettin' mad at me, I'm not Brenda
Yo, don't play games with me, girl!
Don't play ga- When you come home tonight
I swear to God, yo, all of your shit will be outside!
You hear me girl?! I ain't playin' with you no more!
I bought you everythi- "I saw yoooou, walking in the rain"
You know what I'm saying, girl?!
I don't play that shit! Crack kills, you know
I don't play that shit, crack?! Crack kills
I ain't in no crack, bitch, this Slim motherfuckin' Shady
You understand me? Slim *chka-chka* Hi, my name is!
Bitch, you don't play with me, when yo-
When you come home tonight, girl
Your shit is all out on the motherfuckin' lawn
That's my word, is bond, yo!
You live in a-You live in a house?
You sound like you live in the projects
My word is bond, when you come home, girl
You last now, girl, you motherfuckin' slut
I know you fuckin' him, girl, I know you fuckin' him
You know what I'm sayin'?
I know you fuckin' him
I know you fuckin' him
I know you-