Breathe Deep John

Over his coat of armor
Grows human flesh
Everybody wants to see the monster
So everyone's out getting wrecked

I feel bad for John
He's stuck listening to their drinking songs
"Pour one for me, ah"
This is his last hurrah
He's done sucking through the skinny straws
He's skipping out into the rain
He's kicking the rocks down the drain
He's winking at imaginary friends
He's not gonna think about how the story ends

Breathe deep John
You are strong

Walking along the Rhine
Sun beating down
Good thing his mommy packed his sunscreen
Too bad she married a clown

I feel bad for John
He's stuck listening to their drinking songs
"Pour one for me, ah"
This is his last hurrah
He's done sucking through the skinny straws
He's skipping out into the rain
He's kicking the rocks down the drain
He's winking at imaginary friends
He's not gonna think about how the story ends

All the gods of business leave the mass in stitches
The rest of them sing along except poor old John

Breathe deep John
You are strong