Breakup Over Breakfast

[Chorus]
We'll break up over breakfast
It's cool, calm, and collected
We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted
We'll say it's for the better
And I'll love you forever
You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye"
Yeah, right

[Verse 1]
I'll see two headlights in my drive in the middle of the night
I'll hear, "Knock, knock," on my front door, say you wanna make it right
Fight in the kitchen, break dishes, and try to fix what wasn't right
Maybe in another life

[Chorus]
We'll break up over breakfast
It's cool, calm, and collected
We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted
We'll say it's for the better
And I'll love you forever
You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye"
Yeah, right

[Post-Chorus]
Da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 2]
You'll come and get your things
But I know that really means
You'll start a fight and make me cry
I'll close my eyes and wish that we would

[Chorus]
Break up over breakfast
It's cool, calm, and collected
We'll talk until the ice in both our water glasses melted
We'll say it's for the better
And I'll love you forever
You'll walk me to the car and say, "Goodbye" (Goodbye)
Yeah, right
Yeah, right
Yeah, right