Break Out the Champagne

[Verse 1]
Talkin' between bathroom stalls
Kelly said the world would end tonight
That we'd be ashes in apocalyptic light

[Chorus 1]
I said, "Break out the champagne
If we won't be seein' tomorrow
Let's get on with the shit show
Let's get on with the show"

[Verse 2]
Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea
Pilot said we'd lost an engine
In a split-second, I made an executive decision

[Chorus 2]
I said, "Break out the champagne
Everybody look out below
Let's get on with the shit show
Here goes a toast: Adiós!"

[Verse 3]
This morning, love told her he was leavin'
He said they'd be better as friends
It's no one's fault: the heart wants what it wants
And then she thought, "I'm rock 'n' roll and you're golf"

[Chorus 3]
Break out the champagne
I've been thinkin' the same thing myself
We might as well break out the champagne
If this is really how it's gonna go
Let's get on with the shit show
Let's get on with the show
Adiós