Break me off a piece of that whateveryou’vegot

[Intro]
I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
'Cause everything that I'm looking at just seems so very strange
Maybe it's just the way that my head's screwed on
I don't think that's it
But I dunno what else could be going on
[Verse]
So here I am
Being undead
Wishing I could do something else instead, like
Waste all my crime on stupid little rhymes
And not have to worry about anything
[Pre-Chorus]
In the meantime just
[Chorus]
Break me off a piece of that whateveryou'vegot
You say figure it out
Like I haven't given that a shot
[Bridge]
And maybe you should, too
Baby it's rude
And maybe you wouldn't call me "dude" [?]
And not know my life story
It's kinda pretty gory
Don't want you to know
But I don't want you to be boring me, so bye
I don't know much about whatever's goin' on
I already said that at the beginning of this f***ing song
I like to repeat myself just to be clear
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings
No, I'm not queer
[Chorus]
I just need a piece, a piece of whateveryou'vegot
Tell me figure it out
Like I haven't given that a shot
[Outro]
I don't know, it's kind of really strange
Just don't call me by anything except my name
I don't know what it is anymore
Break me off a piece of that whateveryou've got
Don't know what it is and I won't give it a shot [?]