Braindead

[Intro: Hatsune Miku, bum 1, bum 2, bum 3]
You have three new messages

Hey, it's Alyssa, just checking in
I'm out here with Lauren, are we still on for tonight?
'Cause we've been waiting outside of this club for a while now
So I just wanna make—

Girl, we've been waiting out here all night
Where the hell are you?
Don't tell me you're trying to fuck that dumbass again
Because if you are, I'm gonna k—

Okay, so I googled it, turns out you're right
Corn isn't named after the band, it's the other way around
Anyway, I got your text and yeah, I am free tonight
(One, two)
Uh, I just wanted to hang out with you
(One, two, three)

[Verse 1]
People laughin' when you speak
"Was it something I said?"
You're braindead!
But somethin 'bout you makes me weak
Somethin' wrong with my head
I'm braindead!

[Chorus]
You're a damn fool
But I love you ("Was it something I said?")
I'm a fool too (You're braindead!)
'Cause I love you
You're a damn fool
But I love you (Somethin' wrong with my head)
I'm a fool too (I'm braindead!)
'Cause I love you

[Post-Chorus]
My friends been wonderin'
"Are you in love with them?"
"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"
I mean, you've gotta be kiddin'
Save your embarrassment
There's no comparison
Uh-oh, uh-oh
([?] braindead)
And they're still wonderin'
"Are you in love with them?"
"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"
I'll keep my obsession hidden
It's too embarrassin'
I wanna marry them
Uh-oh, uh-oh
C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'

[Verse 2]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the dumbest bitch of all?
'Cause every second that we speak
It's you, until my knees get weak
I tease you but it's just to hide
That I'm the dumbest bitch alive
I fell for you, I don't know why
I cross my heart and I hope you're mine

I love you, I'd like to see you
I hate to say, but I need you
I double texted
I triple texted, I—
God fucking damn it
I'm just too dumb when I'm lovestruck
I start to blush when you come up
And god, you're just so dumb
Kiss me now, make me—

[Chorus]
My friends been wonderin'
"Are you in love with them?"
"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"
I'll keep my obsession hidden
It's too embarrassin'
I wanna marry them
Uh-oh, uh-oh
C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'

[Bridge]
We been wonderin'
You in love with them?
We wanna know, we gotta know
Don't keep it hidden
We been wonderin'
You in love with them?
You tell us no, but c'mon
(I mean you gotta be kiddin')

[Chorus]
People laughin' when you speak
"Was it something I said?"
You're braindead!
But somethin 'bout you makes me weak
Somethin' wrong with my head
I'm braindead!
You're a damn fool
But I love you ("Was it something I said?")
I'm a fool too (You're braindead!)
'Cause I love you
You're a damn fool
But I love you (Somethin' wrong with my head)
I'm a fool too (I'm braindead!)
'Cause I love you

[Outro]
It's a fucked up fairytale
Be the prince to my princess
My whole life getting derailed
But before you, I liked it a lot less
And I guess I'll admit it
Just one looks all that did it
You're a little bit dumb, but it's all fine
'Cause I'm braindead too, you should be mine