Brain Hurt Bad

[Chorus]
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

[Verse 1]
I'm worn out, I'm worn down
Motherfucker, look at me now
I'm up on stage, people think that I'm edgy
Surprise, motherfucker, I got a big ol' wedgie
Roses are red and violets are blue
Faces like mine belong in a zoo
Aw, don't be mad, I'll be there too
But not in the cage, I'll be laughing at you
I used to be cute and I used to be classy
News flash, man, I'm just fucking nasty
My bra's too tight, people too chatty
Long ass night, I got a fucking wedgie

[Chorus]
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

[Verse 2]
Well, if stupid could fly, I'd be a jet
I'm the ugliest person that I've ever fucking met
Big bad woo, stank attitude
I'm a scary mothefucker at five foot two
Dollars are silver and pennies are brass
But why do I always smell like ass?
Now I wanna go home and smoke some weed
Mari Jane, little children, that's all I need

[Refrain]
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-ah-ah-ah

[Verse 3]
Well, the world is a dog (What?) and I'm just a flower (Cute)
Lifts its leg up and gives me a shower
Ooh, did you say flower?
Groovy, baby, Austin Powers

[Chorus]
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time
I wish I could and I wish I would
But my brain feels bad all the time

[Refrain]
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-la, la-la
La-da-da
(Okay)