Bozo’s in Love Again

Bozo's woes would fill a well
Yeah, he looks bad even when he's doin' swell
His eyes are a definition of bereft
Yeah, he looks like somethin' that the cat left
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again

Ho ho, he met her at the disco
On the west side of Saint Louie MO
She put her rawboned fingers to his pants
He said, "Baby, I can't dance."
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again

Ah well, he drove back to Aloha Trailer Park
She did a lot of bright things in the dark
She told him she was never late for work
He said, "I love you"; she said, "You poor jerk."
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again

Well, he followed her to the Hallmark Cards and Gifts
5-oh-9 he offered her a lift
5-oh-10 she got in her own car
5-oh-11 he was sitting in a bar
He was singin', uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again

2:12 back in his hotel
He called her and a man said, "Go to hell."
2:16 he gets a hamburger, edge of town
Broken-hearted and homeward bound
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the bozo, he's in love again

3:16 p.m. a little roadside cafe
Nicotine and caffeine, his recent past away
The waitress said, "You look bad, and then she coughed,"
Bozo said, "What time do you get off?"
Uh oh, the Bozo, he's in love again
Uh oh, the Bozo, he's in love again

He just another bozo, he's in love again
Just another b-b-bozo, he's in love (he been all around the world, but he)
Just another bozo, he's in love again
(He's a real sharp guy, but he's) a bozo [repeat and fade]