Bowser Jr. Rap

[Verse]

When I'm all grown up, I'll be doing what I want when I want to
When I'm all grown up, I'll be doing everything that a boss do
When I'm all grown up, middle finger to the ones who never thought I could ever walk on my own accord
I'll be calling 'em out one by one and do it from a tall view

They don't wanna take me with a grain of salt
I be cooking in the kitchen with a muhfuckin' red hot flavor sauce
To be frank I'm letting the heat crank
And most of these weak rappers will burn when they taste the broth
No matchup whenеver Sir Atcha sprinkle little tobasco up on a bastard
You wanna minglе with the jaws ?
Flow too deep, they can never swim across
Get a life guard before it's too late
Tear a man apart with a pen and a blank page
You get in the dudes way, he giving out goose eggs
If you standing up to me then I'm taking your two legs
They look at me crazy when I say this :
"I'm a baby but I'm dangerous"
Big crotch chop to the crowd full of haters
When I grow up I'll be looking like number 33 for the Lakers
I got what I wanted in childhood
Momma would treat me and Kyle good, we was okay
My daddy said "watch out for the snakes in the grass
And treat'em like firewood, go up in flames"
I seen a lot of dysfunction
All the trauma that it comes with
That was the way that I had to grow up
It molded me to a monster with a motive to blow up the place
Soak up the fame
I can't let none of y'all slow up the pace
I'm going for days
I gave your chick company
Stuck in her mind like a slogan or phrase
My moment awaits
This flow is so great
I can crack off the top like a coke in a can
Step to the plate and get your career cancelled
For talking that shit like Joe Rogan and race
They don't want the beef with the baby, they plant based
They don't want the smoke I'll be getting 'em clam baked
Kill it damn straight, the boy on a rampage
No hand shakes so talk to the hand, K?
Bennett be destined to be the best any second
He gon' be gettin' to the top like he on staircase
Drop a couple bombs on a beat air raid
And prepare for the cub to come outta the bear cave
Cha-nnel the inner child cuz i'm getting loud with a tantrum
Up on a track when i pull up on 'em like pampers
And ever since a pacifier, I passed the fire
Got me passed out even when I had a nap first
Sippin' on a bottle with no milk inside
I'm filling it high with literal wine
Saliva drippin' when I'm spittin' need a bib for the guy
But when I grow up you be looking really little in height (aye)

[Outro]

When I'm all grown up, I'll be doing what I want when I want to
When I'm all grown up, I'll be doing anything than a boss do
When I'm all grown up, when I'm all grown up, when I'm all grown up
When I'm all grown up, when I'm all grown up, when I'm all grown up