[Intro: goofy ahh boy]
Fuck you pussy bitches you know where i stay
Where im at how i play please spin
But you can't spin back (why)
I'll tell you why in a second hol on gang
Lemme talk my shit real quick
Ay ay
Ay ay
[Verse 1: goofy ahh boy]
AYE AYE
At the bowling alley you know where the fuck im at bitch (stupid)
You're real name is Charlie seen you pull up in a harley (pussy)
Look up at the sky and you see that it is starry (pussy)
Big ass fuckin choppa and a small ass fuckin glocky (straight up)
Fuck this bowling alley and fuck you to the parking lot (21)
Small dik was just vibing then he sprained his fuckin wrist (straight up)
Bowling alleys fault because they are some oppies (pussy)
Praying for his wrists but until its healed bitch im pissed
[Interlude: goofy ahh boy]
Man I'm telling you bro
Until it's fuckin healed bro
I'm pissed at you mothеrfuckers
I don't give a fuck if you're a bowling allеy
I don't care if you're a fuckin
Multi million dollar company bro
I'm pissed at you
Because you the one causing this shit bro
I don't care
On gang shit bro I don't give a fuck man
Aight
I'm gonna go onto verse two now
[Verse 2: goofy ahh boy]
Smokin big bowling alley pack after this diss (straight up)
Nuking the parking lot too then going back to my classes (straight up)
With no glasses or hall passes (pussy)
Hold on hold on hold on i lost my lyrics for this last bit (21, 21)
I don't give a fuck cuz you look like a bassist (straight up)
When you run up on me my diamonds they be flashing (straight up)
Send all your employees they be defaced like some fascists (pussy)
Pulled up to the stu at 1 AM for a session (straight up)
High up in the function like a vamp no reflection (21)
Butterfly doors installed in the Honda (21)
CEO of the parking lot look like Stevie Wonder (straight up)
Is that offensive to him okay i wonder (21)
He has some fairly odd parents no Wonda (pussy)
I just killed a bowling alley talking Timmy Turner (straight up)
[Interlude: goofy ahh boy]
Ay ay hold on
I need Lil small dik on this bitch
Uh
Morty put on another beat
Man okay alright um
[VERSE 3: Lil small dik]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah
Hold up
Let me speak your language (language)
Hola como estas speaking spanish (hello)
Yeah I'm falling behind yeah im lagging (er)
I'm a slowpoke make them think I'm losing bandwidth (uh)
Yeah I don't
Eugh, owie
Yeah, i sprained my wrist, owie
It broke like this
I was going sixty mile per hour down the mountain (mountain)
Then i fell over in a parking lot (ouu)
Yeah gym class no i ain't play handball (my wrist hurt)
Im the referee but i still failed them all (they took my phone)
Because i pulled my phone out and my mom was texting me (me)
Text her right back for the ice cream cheese (oreo)
Thats like a real fucking story
Like please like just trust me (trust me)
But for real fuck that bowling alley (uh yeah)
[?] because i sprained my knee too
My knee three (three)
But you know im still doing parties (wawawa)
Yeah im DJ at the club
We be getting up
We just got a dub
Like fortnite
[Outro: Lil small dik]
Ow my wrist (uh)
I dont feel my wrist (uh)
Owie feel my wrist (uh)
Bowling Alley Diss was written by Goofyahhboyy & Lil small dik.
Goofyahhboyy released Bowling Alley Diss on Mon Feb 27 2023.