Borshe

[Verse 1]
Uncle Ron, you wanna see how fast my car go?
I'm in the back seat, buttfuckin' Jack Harlow
What's poppin'? That ass, cherry Larry
Ever seen a fuckin' boomer with a dick this hairy?
Scary and scandalous, marry a vandal, bitch
Jack my dick off while I sit on a candlestick
Ohh, Uncle Ron's a bad boy
Your dad's ass is in a cast, I'm the best he ever had
Boy, wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-whatcha gonna do
When Uncle Ron is in your room, just beggin' for that poo
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-whatcha gonna say
When your mom's a slut and your dad's fuckin' gay
Uncle Ron, I'm your heart's desire
I raped the rockettes in the Harlem Boys Choir
La la la la la, when you gargle my ass
Whiplash on her cat, 'cause my dick so fat
Chode king extreme, the American dream
Is makin' buttholes cream while Netflix streams
Ron, Ron, Ron, it's Ron, Ron, Ron
She use my 10-inch schlong like a gravity bong
Ron, Ron, Ron, where's my child support?
I skip cork in my porch while I eat a bowl of borshe

[Interlude]
Borshe is a beetroot soup of Eastern European origin
It can be served hot or cold and generally with sour cream

[Verse 2]
Uncle Ron, king of the basement
Your dad's dick on always adjacent
Always the defendant, never be the plaintiff
Drinkin' chum buckets, bitch, you can call me Plankton
You can call me Franklin, grand theft boner
Send your dad to the store, your mom is a moaner
Always hit a homer, I hate stoners
Smoke a pound of meth and ate an organ donor

[Outro]
I met this guy who said if I sucked his dick, he'd give me a Ken Griffy Jr. rookie card
I'm quite the baseball collector, so I obliged
But he tried to give me a poor conditioned Frank Thomas card instead
I shot some meth in my dickhole and turned on my superpowers
And ate his liver and kidneys and smoked his severed dick like a backwood bitch
And that's on God, baby girl
(GTTC)