Born to Hand-Jive

[VINCE FONTAINE]
Ok, hang loose operators, 'cause your favorite disc jockey is here - the main brain, Vince Fontaine

[JOHNNY CASINO]
Hey, hey thank you, Johnny Casino
I just wanna say truly in all sincerity that you kids here at Rydell are the greatest and before we start the dance contest the only thing I want to say in all sincerity is enjoy yourselves, have a ball
'Cause like we always say in Bog 15 where the jocks hang out, "If you're having fun, you're number one." Yeah, and some lucky guy and gal is gonna go bopping home with a stack of fantabulous prizes, but don't feel bad if I bump you out 'cause it don't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with those dancing shoes, So okay cats, throw your mittens around you kittens and away we go

(Sung)
Before I was born late one night
My poppa said everything's alright
The doctor left, my ma laid down
With her stomach pouncing all around
Cause the beebop stork was about to arrive
Mamma gave birth to the hand jive
Uh huh, oh yeah

I could barely walk when I milked a cow
When I was three I pushed a plow
While chopping wood I moved my legs
And started dancing while I gathered eggs
The townsfolk clapped I was only five
But I'm dancing off, he's born to hand jive

Uh huh
Doodoodooodoododoo uh huh
Doo doo doo doo do do
Oh ohhh oh ohhh oh ohh
Oh yeah
All right, yeah
Ah-ha
Ho ho ho doodledoodoo

Everybody
Born to hand jive baby
I said born to hand jive baby

Oh yeah, here we go
Yeah, we all got it
Uh huh
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey
All right, oh yeah
Doodoododoododo
Oh yeah
Hey hey
Come on now
Yeah
Uh, huh

Now clap your hands
And stamp your feet

Uh, huh
Alright
Here we go
Yea
Turn out the lights

Go on there baby
You got
Yeah

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go Alright
How low can you go

Yeah jump
Yeah you got it
Yeah jump
Come on Cha Cha

Uh, huh
Yeah
Shake shake shake

Now can you hand jive baby
I said now can you hand jive baby
Born to hand jive baby
I said born to hand jive baby
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Born to hand jive
Oh yeah