Born to Be British

[Verse]
I'm a naked girl with the face of an old man
I've done my research on blood pressure medicine
Let me strip for you to something horrendous
Like a 15 minute cry for help from an instrumentalist

[Chorus]
You swear you were born to be British but
I think you are just pretentious and
You swear you'd do better with the English but
I think they'd find you pretentious

[Verse]
The car didn't let me cross so now I'm in the fumes
On an hour long phone call about World War II and
I let you theorize about light and mеn
In a Cambridge sweater that you sworе you knit

[Chorus]
You swear you were born to be British but
I think you are just pretentious and
You swear you'd do better with the English but
I think they'd find you pretentious

You swear you were born to be British but
I think you're just pretentious and
You swear you'd do better with the English but
I think they'd find you pretentious