Born Again Nihilist

The Nihilist became a priest
The drag queen hung up her heels
"What the hell became of you?"
"You deserted everything I assumed you to be"
"What the hell are we gonna do?"
"Embellish all of the evidence, as soon as can be"

The anchorman was the thief
The mannequin lived out her dreams
"What the hell became of you?"
"You pre-empted everything I assumed was true"
"What the hell are we gonna do?"
"Do away with all the scientists, bachelors and their degrees"

We left so many suitors cold
We left them searching, while us we're all sold
No turning back, no turning back
Bury what's inside, bury what's inside

We doctored all our tales told
Find all deserters, put them to the wall
No turning back, no turning back
Bury what's inside, bury what's inside