Borderlands 3 Rap

[Verse 1: GameboyJones]
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Got so many guns, people thinking I'm a hoarder man
Come again, people talking stupid like they Clap Trap
I got these Badokadonks, you better know I'd blast back
Hashtag, ain't nobody gonna mess with my squad
My god, squeezing triggers harder than a python
If you're gonna step up to the team you better cancel that
You might be the baddest, but you're nothing to a Handsome Jack
Yo, running and gunning and looting, you better go pick up the place
Empty the clip I got nothing to waste, keeping it pushing like lifting some weight
Get out my face, taking the enemy down just like some lipo
Stupid and arrogant bandits, we just label them as psychos
No typos, welcome to the light show
Feel all that adrenaline like walking on a tight rope
Loved the ones that came before us, so I'd like to thank them
Now I think it's time that I should welcome you to mayhem

[Chorus: Bonecage]
Hold me up, put me down
Stack my bags and roll to another town
Hold me up, put me down
Stack my bags and roll to another town

[Bridge: GameboyJones]
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands

[Verse 2: Zach Boucher]
Comin' out the waste when I fire
You'll see me make your entire
Team fall and break and retire
We're not insane, we're inspired
I think my brain has been wired to aim on sight
Fuck it though, I ain't crazy, but maybe that's what they like
We're honestly always ready to step in into the fight
Yeah, welcome to the apocalypse, option is lose your life
Or carry all the regret of the people you know, who might
And that's probably how you feel when somebody mentions your wife
Yo, you ain't ever get a live to be able to see me again
I'll be showing you the way it'll end, wishing that you would get outta my head
Call me a friend, playing pretend, but soon you'll become lifeless
I will make that happen, I'm laughing you think you might win
Always gonna be fighting till you're finally limp
Honestly no one wanted you here to even begin
I'm hoping it's nothing personal, that's just the way it is
Now, the moral of the story is that you're a total bitch

[Chorus: Bonecage]
Hold me up, put me down
Stack my bags and roll to another town
Hold me up, put me down
Stack my bags and roll to another town

[Outro: GameboyJones]
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands
Coming to your live from the Borderlands