Bootwater Suite: The Party Never Stops

The party never stops though I look dumb
I'm forgetting to remember that I'm not young
And I can't do it like I used to, but I try
I'll probably try again tonight

The party never stops and without you
I've got nobody else I can talk to
We're living on this houseboat 'cause there's no rent
And now the good times will never end

Like when the nineties came along and I lost my hair
There was nothing for the hairspray to stick to when I sprayed it there

The party never stops when we get old
Ulcers, polyps and cancer can be put on hold
I'm talking to my friend but I don't know his name
It's printed on this bottle but I can't see straight

The party never stops and without you
I've got nobody else I can talk to
We're living on a houseboat on a pier
An hour can turn into a year

Since when the nineties came along and I lost my hair
There was nothing for the hairspray to stick to when I sprayed it there

Everyone got married, now they're working class slobs
But I'm still scanning this club for my nightly blowjob, my nightly blowjob
My nightly blowjob, my nightly blowjob

The party never stops because I'm not done
One day this could still turn into fun
Now I can't do it like I used to, but I try
I'll probably try again tonight