“Boon Doc Who?” is an album skit by Boonie Mayfield, depicting his bandleader ego and fictional band “The Boon Docs.” He encounters a receptionist who doesn’t recognize him, leading to a comedic exchange where the band emphatically affirms Boonie’s extravagant stage name through song and dance.
[Interlude: Boonie Mayfield, The Boon Docs & Receptionist]
Boonie: Okay, excuse me. Just letting you know, we’re supposed to be headlining tonight. So if you can get the red carpet rolled out, the V.I.P. and everything…
Receptionist: Are you, Solomon?
Boonie: What?
Receptionist: Solomon Vaughn?
Boonie: Who?
Receptionist: Solomon Vaughn
Boonie: Nah, nah, nah. I’m supposed to be the star for tonight. I’m the star
Receptionist: Uh, who are you?
The Boon Docs: Ooooooooh!! (Laughing)
Boonie: Who am I? Hey fellas…
The Boon Docs: What?
Boonie: She don’t know who I am
The Boon Docs: Let’s tell her, let’s tell her
(Boonie Mayfield & The Boon Docs start stomping, clapping and singing)
Boonie (singing): I am, Boon Doc Holiday Season Salt Shake A. Tailfeather Smith. Junior
The Boon Docs (singing): Boon Doc Holiday Season Salt Shake A. Tailfeather Smith. Junior
Boonie (singing): I am, Boon Doc Holiday Season Salt Shake A. Tailfeather Smith. Junior
The Boon Docs (singing): Boon Doc Holiday Season Salt Shake A. Tailfeather Smith. Junior
Boonie (singing): Yeah
Fan: OH MY GOD! IS THAT BOON DOC HOLIDAY SEASON SALT SHAKE A. TAILFEATHER SMITH JR.? (faints)
Boonie: Ha, ha, ha! Yeah that’s me, baby! Tell a friend
Boon Doc Who (Skit) was written by Solomon Vaughn.
Boon Doc Who (Skit) was produced by Boonie Mayfield.
Boonie Mayfield released Boon Doc Who (Skit) on Tue Oct 15 2013.