[Intro]
Aye, so like, you know, we've been talking for, like, a minute (This dude is so dumb) (Oh dude, I know)
But it kind of just seems like you're just doing your own thing
I mean, like, I just— (Give the bitch up!) (Like, on God!) I just don't see the point anymore
Like, why try?
[Verse 1]
She distracted me from myself
Need to smoke every once in a while
I done been through so much hell
But still walk around with the biggest smile
Devious intent
Keep a hickey on her neck
Just so all the other men in her life know
I'm thе one who slept, yeah
[Chorus]
Slеpt with a bad ass bitch tonight
I think a bad ass bitch my Kryptonite
Fuck a hood rat, said I'll be her crip tonight
I don't trip at night took a tab at noon
Ghosted me, couldn't even say boo
Didn't mean what I said, I could be so rude
Put her ass on my bed, she gon' chill in my room
And just play tunes, nothing else to do
'Cause she mad at me
Trauma decreased her loyalty drastically
I was begging for attention frantically
I'm practically a simp
Actually got a glimpse into the future
I won't be her man, I'm what you call a goofy goober
[Verse 2]
(A loser) Ay, yuh (A boomer)
God damn, I feel old as fuck
Doing feats for years 'till [?]
But I made my peers my sons
I do this shit for fun, an expensive hobby
Could be making planes but I kamikaze
Just stay in your lane, you not a Nazi
Fuck out of my way like the paparazzi
[Hook]
I'm back on my bold shit
And I'm glad I'm back
Been a shy little bitch
Hiding off the fucking map
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, yeah, I re-download the swiping apps
And I'm swiping fast
Waiting for the perfect match
[Bridge]
Fucking a white ho, I think her name Tiffany
Inside her coochie I had an epiphany
Felt the acidity
PH was off, turn the PornHub on, now my shit not soft (Not soft)
Now it's hard to connect with women sexually
Unless we both pop ecstasy
It won't feel like it was meant to be
[Chorus]
Slept with a bad ass bitch tonight
I think a bad ass bitch my kryptonite
Fuck a hood rat, said I'll be her crip tonight
I don't trip at night took a tab at noon
Ghosted me, couldn't even say boo
Didn't mean what I said I could be so rude
Put her ass on my bed, she gon' chill in my room
And just play tunes, nothing else to do
'Cause she mad at me
Trauma decreased her loyalty drastically
I was begging for attention frantically
I'm practically a simp
Actually got a glimpse into the future
I won't be her man I'm what you call a goofy goober