Bobby Trendy Addendum

I prayed for height, but they gave me width
The apple of my mother's eye even if they convict
The rudest unemployed apartment wrecking bum with a mouth
The most oblivious neurotic modest goy on the couch, but

I'm a get it, like Joan and Melissa got it, don't sweat it
Try to boil my meta data, search and destroy my sweater,
Smash my mask back in the trash of my second life
I take second look and lift the whistle to my laughing lips

Joan and Melissa stand and deliver
Bobby Trendy's hairless severed
Fendi bag in an icy chalice of Chivas
Give us just enough language to
Become instantly famous and a
Pony every birthday regardless of our behavior

Got a particular staccato that I walk down the stairs with
I got to hurry just to get my affairs met,
But always it seems like there's a chair in the fast lane,
A lizard like guest host, the world for his ash tray

We want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

We want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

Every mad money lord of the dance policy maker
Bullies news junkies once in a while just to feel safer
If you're mortified by the mortar fire on the news at five
There's more to buy Now run a diagnostic check
Get hit with the sitcom stress Pick up your telephone
Receive the triple artificial miracles of network wit

The broadcast butchers put your mamas in the oven with a
Chicken in a duck up in a pig inside of Simon Cowell
Stuffed inside them now,
You're powerless against the wardrobe fortress
Bored, tortured and tired of channel surfing

This David diva downer
Don't know how to throw a party
He’ll most likely throw a penny or a hex
At the announcer
You best never turn your back
He charm a snake or
Weave a basket
Fuck a tempurpedic mattress
He don't even pay his taxes

Still he want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

He want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

It's the disconnected fiend pre-dynastic master me seemingly
Attached with red and white tipped jacks to channel three,
And all the tools you really need are a can of gasoline
And a flare for the dramatic should you wish to meet with me

Roll me in flower and browse on your desktop
You'll find my untitled, shiny, silver, circular wet spot
Placenta picnic inhospitable lip locked dick lick
Laughing at a wooden leg at the rest stop
Speaking of which, this speech is weak on my lips,
But I can do it deep as druids just as rude and as slick

I can rule the retired
You can root for the winner
You can chop it up with champions
And care for a fire, but it's

The loneliest prime time cream in your jeans time slot
Checking out a party, with the prize in your blind spot
Not without resentment for another man's high tops
The finer thing in life is always yours not what I got

We want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley

We want
Bobby Trendy's bendy body sent free with
Bargain phony Fendi juicy delicious
Sappy endings, appetites lashed to the hood of the Bentley