Blueberry Pie Got Flies in It

[Intro]
It was a peaceful day
With not a worry in sight
But you see
Granny was up in the kitchen
Hungry but somethin' is missin'
Who done messed up, up in granny's crib?
Really now? Who put her in this position?

[Verse 1]
You can find me all up in the kitchen
With a special blend, I'm mixin'
I be cookin' up pies by the dozen
Everybody wanna get a taste
Until it's all up in their face
And they can hear the blueberry pie hummin'
Cuz yo, I'm settin' up traps in the backyard
Catchin' flies, gotta give the pies a little something
And I put 'em in the pie fillin'
You can bet that I'm chillin'
When that blueberry pie up in the oven
I got 45 minutes on the timer, so I'm sittin'
Watchin' television up in my recliner
After I relax, I'ma head right back to the kitchen
Grab the pies and I'ma put 'em on the counter
Cuz my pie so good, you should try 'em, it's ridiculous
Honestly, it really ain't fair
But I opened up the oven, and I almost lost it
When my blueberry pie ain't there! (AAH!)

[Chorus]
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
When I'm all up in the kitchen sipping on my tea
I be whipping deliciously pies
And I'm putting flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (What?!)
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (Yeah!)
Put it in the pie crust, blueberries and fly guts
Throw it all up in the oven 45 minutes!

[Verse 2]
All that she wanted was something that stuffed
With that blueberry filling inside it
But all of my homies were in it
So I went and devised a plan to go hide it
I flew in the kitchen, the window was open
So I just let myself inside and
Snatched the pie right out the oven
And placed it somewhere, she ain't never gon' find it
Cuz she's violent, she can't hide it
My friends just almost all died and
I'm here tryin' to be silent
She's got a baseball bat in her right fist
And she sees me, I gotta retreat
Or we ain't gonna make it out of this mess alive
But yo first I was thinking
I might as well go and just get me a taste of that special pie!

[Chorus]
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it!
When I'm all up in the kitchen sipping on my tea
I be whipping deliciously pies
And I'm putting flies in it!
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (What?!)
My blueberry pie got flies in it! (Yeah!)
Put it in the pie crust, blueberries and fly guts
Throw it all up in the oven 45 minutes!

[Bridge]
Then you have a
Blueberry pie, blueberry pie
My special recipe, I bake it with some flies!
Blueberry pie, blueberry pie
Yeah! You should give my blueberry fly pie a try!
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
My special recipe, I bake it with some flies!
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Blueberry pie (Blueberry pie!)
Yeah! You should give my blueberry fly pie a try!

[Outro]
I'm choking on it 'cuz it's filled with all these flies! (He'll be fine)
I'm choking on it! (He's choking!)
Choking on it! (Are you okay?!)
I'm choking on-! Call the hospital!
(Uh oh!)
(Please don't sue me!)