BLUE WAFFLE

[Intro]
I just shat my ass
Yun Head, Obama loves you
Yung Stiff Rick in this bitch, nigga
Sapfir

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick & Lil Itchy Balls]
Nut in his ass like a cream filled Oreo
I caught my uncle jackin' it to four year olds
She eat my milk up just like some Cheerios
I nut in her butt, then I fuck a box of cereal
She sucked on my dick, but I pissed in her mouth
She is my sister 'cause we're from the south
I got this cheese, they called me a mouse
Seein' Itchy Balls, then I'm finna eat him out
If my bitch don't like me, I'mma blow up her house
Go in the ocean, then buttfuck a trout
Seein' yo' grandma, then I'm gonna plow
I finger my dog, then I drown in his brown
Hold up, I'm tryna think of a noun
I cummed in his booty, he let out a frown
When I see a thick femboy, I just go to town
Dick so tiny like I'm from Chinatown
Yo' bitch smell like shit, she Oscar the Grouch
Tip lookin' dusty from fuckin' a couch
Booty real big, I'mma get on top and mount
What the fuck does that mean, nigga, I'm out (Ayy, ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Lil Itchy Balls]
Bitch, I'm retarded, you can call me Darius
Her clit is so hairy, that shit is hilarious
When I'm deep in his cheeks, I'm feelin' mysterious
Leadin' minorities to me, call me Harriet
Is this motherfucker actually a homosexual?
Tried to eat her out, but that shit is not edible
Stretch out her pussy, goddamn, she so flexible (Ayy!)
No aftercare, yeah, I will not mend a hoe (Ayy, ayy)
You tryna get in these cheeks? You not credible
You got a pack like ten inches minimal
Pull up to his house, put my dick in his bootyhole (Swag!)
Watchin' The Office, fuckin' inside cubicles (Swag, swag)
If you tryna fuck tonight, you better start lubin', bro (Swag!)
Just shot a gay dude and I made him cum
My hoe got the 'tism, lil' bitch, you just dumb (Swag!)
I'm drinkin' his piss like some coconut rum
My bitch got a cock, put it right up her butt
Now I got shit all over my nuts
Kick the bitch out 'cause she readin' some smut
Halfway gay, so halfway I strut (Swag, swag)
(I'm not gay!)

[Verse 3: Lil Baking Soda & GIRTHGOD]
Dick hurt bleedin' 'cause I’m stuck fuckin' a shoppin' cart
I hop on TikTok and I'm watchin' sad edits of Bart (Damn!)
Fuckin' on Homer when I find him in the Kwik-E-Mart
Then I pull up to his house, now I’m gonna fuck on Bart (What?)
My bitch’s pubes blue, so I just call her Marge
His face a canvas, so I’m cummin' on it and I call it art (Kurt!)
Bitches be at Six Flags talmbout “I wanna ride on Hogglefart”
My bitches always on me, so I had to hit the space bar (Ayy, ayy)
Sorry, ladies, but I am actually a gaytard (Ayy, ayy)
I'm sleepin' in my bed and it's shaped like a race car (Ayy, ayy)
Swiss Army penis, I’mma kill this fucker while I’m hard
My dad left me when I was three (Mm, mm)
R. Kelly at the crib drinkin' some pee (Mm, mm)
La-di-da-dum, la-di-da-di (Mm, ayy)
She makin' some noise when I take her from the back
I fuck her and I tell her to leave
I am not black, but call me Steve
Call me fire 'cause I’m flint and steelin' yo' bitch, call me king STD
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, I’m gay)

[Verse 4: GIRTHGOD]
Lil Baking Soda on my Motorola
He sip on my cum like it’s some Coca Cola
I’m gangbangin' dudes as I'm watchin' some Dora
Oil him up, I’mma grab the canola
Just fucked my own ass 'cause I think I'm bipolar
Pull up to McChick’s house and then I say “Hola”
Fist in his butthole, he gave me ebola
That cake is my breakfast, man, fuck the granola
Nut in his booty like Lilmar did to him
Bendin' him over and blow out his rim
Jong Un, his jaw, fuckin' him while he stim
Ridin' his missile, you’d think I was Kim
Possible, jerkin' his dick while I listen to Audible
Dodgin' these women like they is some obstacles
Got a Tom on me cruisin', Mission Impossible
Feelin' unstoppable

[Outro]
Damn, Rickarino, this shit was some ass, never make music again
You filthy fat piece of shit
I just shat my ass