BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN by Gooseworx
BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN by Gooseworx

BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN

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BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN by Gooseworx

Release Date
Sat Feb 06 2021
Performed by
Gooseworx
Produced by
Gooseworx & Evan Alderete
Writed by
Gooseworx & Evan Alderete
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BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN is a viral Analog Horror video uploaded by Gooseworx in early 2021. The video is a mock television commercial for a drug called Thalasin that causes a variety of emotions in the user. In the second half of the video, the host talks about Thalasin+, which allows users to experi...

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BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN Annotated

[Spoken Word]
If you or a loved one are suffering from any of the following symptoms:
Lack of feeling, emotional outbursts
Fog of the mind, or memory loss
This may be a sign of onset AED or Advanced Emotional Deterioration
Today, 7 in 10 people over the age of 21 report experiencing emotional degradation
Severe enough to hinder everyday tasks
Such as, workspace performance
Social interaction and general well-being
Emotional stability is required for a functional and healthy mind!
Corrеcting AED used to require rigorous tеsting and invasive procedures
Costing time, effort, and money
Today, the solution is Thalasin!
Using our modern understanding of brain mapping
Thalasin is able to reproduce the emotions necessary for any occasion
Not only does Thalasin restore lost emotion
But patients have reported emotions at a higher and more consistent quality, than ones produced non-chemically
Included in every pack of Thalasin are these common emotions:
Happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief
Also, look out for over-the-counter options such as:
Jealousy, hope, frustration, and pride...
Tired of only experiencing natural emotions?
Or maybe interested in expanding your emotional palette?
Cutting-edge brain mapping technology has not only allowed us to refine existing emotions
But has also allowed for the creation of new emotions and emotional experiences
With Thalasin Plus, experience emotions beyond previous natural capabilities
These new emotions include:
Degrence, humber, nage, dorcelessness, va— varina—
Ponnish, harf—
Kyne, trantiveness, teluge, loric
To experience the power of Thalasin, call the number on your screen now, before supplies run out

BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN Q&A

Who wrote BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN's ?

BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN was written by Gooseworx & Evan Alderete.

Who produced BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN's ?

BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN was produced by Gooseworx & Evan Alderete.

When did Gooseworx release BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN?

Gooseworx released BLUE_CHANNEL: THALASIN on Sat Feb 06 2021.

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